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The King of Unforced Errors strikes again.
e: oh shit, it got me. Didn’t see the community, and this is so trump. Ha. I ate the onion.
lol well, in your defense, they just swapped "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT" for MOO DENG. Which he did actually post. So it's totally understandable to bite the Onion on this one… The man is so ridiculous that any satire about him is going to seem believable.
Got heeeeem!
I know this is fake because he wouldn't just say he hated it, he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.
he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.
KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!!
But they’re so cute!.🥺
No, see, that’s how they GET YOU!
He wouldn't be able to spell it as well.
Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? Man why you give him all the easy ones!
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
….
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?
Ugh, this got me, I thought it was real for a second.
TBH if it was another site, I could have kept reading their Trump quote and still believe it.
Yeah this one's a little too on the nose, lol
I expected nothing else.
Regardless of whether it's The Onion, or if it had happened irl.
His followers would probably start sending death threats to pygmy hippo zookeepers everywhere if they didn't recognize this as parody... and could read.
it's probably already started. those poor hippogrips
wut
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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