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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The King of Unforced Errors strikes again.

e: oh shit, it got me. Didn’t see the community, and this is so trump. Ha. I ate the onion.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

lol well, in your defense, they just swapped "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT" for MOO DENG. Which he did actually post. So it's totally understandable to bite the Onion on this one… The man is so ridiculous that any satire about him is going to seem believable.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Got heeeeem!

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

I know this is fake because he wouldn't just say he hated it, he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!!

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

But they’re so cute!.🥺

No, see, that’s how they GET YOU!

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He wouldn't be able to spell it as well.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? Man why you give him all the easy ones!

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
….

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh, this got me, I thought it was real for a second.

TBH if it was another site, I could have kept reading their Trump quote and still believe it.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah this one's a little too on the nose, lol

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 3 weeks ago

I expected nothing else.

Regardless of whether it's The Onion, or if it had happened irl.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago

His followers would probably start sending death threats to pygmy hippo zookeepers everywhere if they didn't recognize this as parody... and could read.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

it's probably already started. those poor hippogrips

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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