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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

I know this is fake because he wouldn't just say he hated it, he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!!

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

But they’re so cute!.🥺

No, see, that’s how they GET YOU!

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He wouldn't be able to spell it as well.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? Man why you give him all the easy ones!

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
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[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?

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