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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 119 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)

Really trying to close that 1% gap between 99% and 100% Hitler. Seriously holy fucking shit this is unhinged. Overt support for a Greater Israel project is new. And what the fuck are "Israeli proxies"?

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Honestly? He seemed pretty nervous throughout the debate and made gaffes like saying he met school shooters. The "Iranian proxies" wire probably just got crossed with the "support Israel no matter what" wire and resulted in this ridiculous sentence.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Hard to stay calibrated on exactly 99% Hitler, easy to drift a few points up or down accidentally.

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[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whoever fights Hezbollah I reckon.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

maybe-later-kiddo: “Don’t you get it, tankie? We have to be more and more Hitleresque or we will AlIeNaTe ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS!”

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

American mercs like blackwater I'd imagine.

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[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 100 points 2 years ago (3 children)

he's just like my hecking dad! lol midwestern joy nice guy aw shucks gee whiz fella, come on down to the farm oh i'm just a gosh darn minnesota white guy for kamala hyuck gotta go down to the fishing hole later

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

let's nuke iran, i'm just a knucklehead awh shucks

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

Damn, he really is like my dad

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The common clay of the new west

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Ya hey dere, how bout them Vikings doncha know? Dey just ain't been da same since that Brett Favre retired. Kill all Muslims, am I right? Oh! Marge has a new hot dish recipe, and it's pretty spicy -- it has mayonnaise and black pepper! Uff-dah!

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago (1 children)

wehrmacht walz is fucking brilliant tho

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

But Walzi is right there.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

very fascinating to watch this bozo stumble his way through all his pre-prepared zionist talking point. you can see the wheels turning as he tries to remember all the key points he's supposed to hit.

uuuhhh... october 7th! 1400! hamas terrorists! massacre! hostages! humanitarian crisis in... wait, was i allowed to say gaza again?

[–] multi_regime_enjoyer@lemmy.ml 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why exactly were people rehabilitating this man? Do they remember they gained nothing from electoral antics in the last general? It must be cynical political entertainment for money and attention. Here at Sᴏᴜᴛʜᴇʀɴ Bᴏʏ™ much higher standards are upheld.

[–] Sausage@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

Did he really say greater Isreal yikes

[–] Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago
[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

I guess the people saying he’s got that regular midwestern guy vibe were right. This is the same level of unhinged that I’ve heard from people in the Midwest.

[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's just lebensraum, how is no one calling them out on it??

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They just completely ignored it, and are now fiercely masturbating when he said “As-Salaam-Alaikum”, and then in literally next sentence "to make sure Israel secures itself".

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nice to see some (unintentional) honesty, tbh. Yup, AmeriKKKa and the collective west never moved past their genocidal Manifest Destiny/liebensraum ideology.

May AmeriKKKa burn to the ground. Literally would rather humanity go extinct than the progenitors of the Nazis, the champions of genocide, slavery, and destitution win.

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[–] Meh@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

All the CHUDs are saying that Walz is bad because of the German's preference for socialism and Marxism makes them unable to assimilate with other white people. But the German's only have a predilection for National Socialism, not real socialism. Which is the real reason why Walz is bad.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Modern day Sparta, man.

Right down to itching for a good war with the next best thing to Persia like le funny 300 movie!

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[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

99.9% nazi germany supporters really are telling me this fucker and holocaust Harris are "progressive". Just lol

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

i think he said fundamental like 5 times in a row when answering that

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