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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 103 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 39 points 10 months ago (4 children)

you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?

[–] Zangoose@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Wow, really strong "only terrorists use encryption" vibes.

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The great thing is, if everyone's on the list, no one is!

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That's real right? I can't tell anymore

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 10 months ago

Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 10 months ago

How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a me a mandatory death sentence

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This comment might actually get a DMCA

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

"I decide-a what's-a fair use! Woo-hoo!"

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 4 points 10 months ago

Joke's on them, I don't like my family!

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'll be careful.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"You wouldn't lend a baby."

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

The babies yearn for the mines

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

🙂~🙃~🙂

[–] yikerman@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Press Z or R twice

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How did this remind you of that?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Try zerg rush

[–] Miphera@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife

[–] yikerman@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stop right there, criminal scum!

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 10 months ago

Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

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