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You could get one of those drying rack things with all the hooks/clips, put them all on that, then spin it and grab one at random
Sounds like you'd benefit from one of those large keyrings.
They open up at a single point, so in the morning you can see which one you want, move the entire circle of chokers around so that one is next to the opening, open it up, and grab the choker.
Also, no installation to the walls.
3d print a mannequin with a reeeaaallly long neck
Sadly no 3D printer in possession
What about a pet giraffe?
As I have sworn to upholed the constitution of the USA & NYS, I am unable to partake in illegal activities such as owning a giraffe.
Someone else has already commented about giraffe plushies though.
Can we see some of the collection please?
Are the chokers somewhat adjustable to fit different size necks? Do you have any dislike or fear of giraffes? If yes and no, you might look into getting some giraffe dolls that are firm enough to basically wear and display the chokers and ease your selection.
You could even slightly decorate the giraffes to help in sorting them, supposing the wearing of chokers wasn't enough for your tastes.
Oo, This is smart! They'd also fit into my plushie collection!
I can see a dragon also fitting the requirement for people that suffer from giraffophobia.
Yeah, and the toys sold at bad-dragon.com are plenty firm
I love the idea of storing them on giant dildos.
Do you have any dislike or fear of giraffes? If yes and no, you might look into getting some giraffe...
Okay, I'm interested...
...dolls
Oh.
What you need is a metal rod suspended by magnets. You can put all the chokers on it like hoops on a pole. Then you can just take from one end and put back at the other. Or sort through them I suppose.
Step One: acquire one-hundred human necks using hatchet and/or hacksaw
Your username does match.
I'm sick right now and I read this as I have 100 chickens how do I store them.
I thought it said chonkers and I thought they were asking some theoretical intellectual question about 100 obese cats
That is also how I originally read it.
My initial thoughts were, how this one achieve this crazy expensive feat.
Feeding 100 cats until they are all obese, along with housing and vet bills...
Hopefully you feel better soon!
Personally the best way to store 100 chickens is to let them be free in a field!
Maybe something like this?
Ooo, This is super effective! I'll see the costs and more.
If you're a sewer, you can probably convert some fabric and a cloths hanger into something similar.
maybe just a rope/chain, put them in that and then just make it little and to the drawer
idk if I explained myself
100 girlfriends
Sadly I max out emotionally at two girlfriends, three if I have the extra energy.
This would work, if I had more hanger room ๐ญ
You could hammer 100 little tack/nails into a board and hang them vertically. They'd be a lot longer vertically then they are wide, so you could do like 25 across x 4 down. You could maybe even still keep the plastic sleeves on them.
Or find a big donut shaped pillow, with the same diameter as a neck, and put all them on it?
The handy-person answer.
Assuming that my chokers are maybe 30 cm long with the chain, 2 cm spacing per choker, 25 chokers per row, 2 cm gap between choker vertical space.
Dimensions would be 126 cm tall and 50 cm wide.
Manageable, would need to find a place for it.
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A rod of some kind - like a shower rod - that you can hang them all over and easily peruse them.
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Get some cheap carabiners and use one for each style/color/whatever.
I'm not fully sure how this would work, can you elaborate?
The carabineers would function similar to a keychain, and you can use multiple carabineers to enforce organization.
Paper chains around the room!
As in the chokers making the chain? Or paper chains holding the chokers?
If they can be attached to each other end to end you can spool them around a stick loosely and remove from one end and add to the other, like a 100 element FIFO buffer.
I like this thinking, but it falls into the trap that I then would have a very tricky time getting an element in the middle of the buffer.
What about taking numbered pictures of them and categorizing them like in a library?
So you can browse the photos and find them based on what sleeve number you've assigned it to.
While this is smart, it only delays the issue to after I've selected.
I would still need to store them, but now numerically!
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