I sure hope Kevin Bacon hears about this!
There's also this joke, either Russian or Polish:
An old Georgian lies on his deathbed. Around are several generations of his family. He speaks, slowly:
"When i was young, Lenin died. Leninism died with him."
"Then when i was older, Stalin died. Stalinism died with him."
At this point one of the boys starts to cry "PLEASE DONT DIE GRANDPA ONAN!"