THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS
Quivering Beef Curtains*.
Although I believe that's the second video...
I see you know your Judo well.
You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!
Manslaughter
Okay, at this rate, who's going to be the one to make /c/babyhipposhitposts or /c/babyhippomemes?
"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"
What's the hippo from
another hippo, usually
Usually
A zoo in Thailand. The hippo's name is Moo Deng which translates to bouncy pork. It's adorable.
It's adorable.
Yep, yep... until the teeth grow in.
Such a cutie.
And it becomes as big as a Ford Aerostar.
That dude is fucked omg
I think he got away in this case, but he was definitely close to fucked. Apparently hippos kill about 500 people every year.
The most badass animals on the planets are herbivores.
That's just shark propaganda
That website gave my phone chlamydia.
Pygmy hippo
Also the zoo “Khao Kheow Open Zoo” is about an hour north of Pattaya or 1.5 hours south (following the coast) of Bangkok
Alright who wants to do a Lemmy field trip to Thailand? We should see Moo Deng before Bangkok, because of the implications.
Pattaya has the better sex work if that’s what you mean
I was talking about trying to get Pad Thai at Soi Pradu, but having some street meat could be fun too I guess.
It looks like a meat balloon
If they're taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it's on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
singing, rhythmic, headbanging DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN
This is Hippopotamus destiny!
And they said house hippos didn't exist
I miss the House hippo
RIP
Ain't nobody fuck with tiny hippo. Ain't nobody.
East Asian house hippos are larger
Nah, the charge is using a stolen credit card!
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