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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Holy fuck I feel bad for his kids

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Sounds fake, but okay. Also that's not how genetics works - no matter what your kid looks like, they're still 50% of each parent.

An old friend of mine's sister got knocked up by her then-boyfriend, a 6-foot+ hulk with coal black skin. The baby came out white and curly blonde, although as she got older he features started to reflect her father's looks more, and her hairline is kinda weird.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

Is anon human? What makes someone human? If you lack feelings are you human?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's still genetics. We'll see what happens in the next few centuries (if we survive that long).

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 52 points 1 day ago

Anon has fundamentally misunderstood how reproduction works.

If you have kids, you are, by definition, not a genetic dead end.

[-] boletus@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

4chan users' understanding of genetics ends at whatever they learned from 1940s propaganda.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago

You misunderstand, for them it only counts if the children are white

[-] Paranomaly@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago

Fake or not, I may hate this anon most of all

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

taughter daughter 🤣

[-] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

wait, are all the traits associated with european ethnic groups disproportionately likely to be recessive genes? does that mean anything

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The post specifically mentions blue eyes and blond hair, both of which are recessive, if I'm not mistaken.

This makes me think it might have been written by someone who knew what recessive traits are and was just mocking the particular brand of racist that would want to perform “an epic bleaching”...

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

The idea that you need to pass on your specific genes is intensely moronic.

[-] match@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago

it is but also, the idea that your immediate descendants don't have your genes because they don't share your phenotype is moronic

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 23 hours ago

Like the ginger gene. Sometimes if two people who aren't ginger but each have a ginger parent have kids, then you can get a ginger child

[-] Tangentism@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Anon just has to accept that despite his deeply ingrained white supremacy, his wifes genes are much stronger than his and ultimately he got cucked by neo nazis.

The best he can hope for is that after he's dead, his kids look back at him fondly and don't see him for the piece of shit he really is.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I have a handful of kids, all with the same dad. 4 different hair colors. Straight, curly, wavy. 2 blue eyed, 2 brown. Different complexions, different face shapes. They did not even look related as kids, though all have some resemblance to me or their dad's mom. As adults and older teens now, they do look more alike because they are similarly built, but if you didn't know you wouldn't think they were siblings.

This drove my ex crazy when he want through his wacko racist phase.

[-] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 157 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a real story, and definitely not the sour grapes rambling of a racist incel...

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 102 points 2 days ago

Yeah, trying to discourage white guys from dating non white girls.

"You might like her now anon, but have you considered that you might have to be racist against your own kid?"

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

I think the only person this might have helped is jd vance

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah that guy's kids will be messed up.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Isn't that a clothing store?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Maybe he's doing it to have all the asian women to himself.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Dick move tbh

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 183 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So even when an incel hits their personal jackpot and gets to bang a Japanese woman they're still just miserable pricks lol

Guess you can't blame women or your virginity now Anon lol

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 days ago

Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago

No no you see he a "genetic dead end" because of his... Kids.

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago
[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 132 points 2 days ago

You can just feel the love for his wife and daughter.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 91 points 2 days ago

Q: "So how did you two meet eachother?"

Anon: "I wanted to fuck a jap and do a epic bleaching by making her have a blonde blue eyed kid, but it didn't work so now i just have an Asian kid which in my mind basically means I have no kid"

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

You never ask Anon questions. That's how you get QAnon.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 92 points 2 days ago

Little I have seen here has made me regret subscribing anywhere close to this much. Some poor woman not only slept with, but married that piece of shit. Let's hope that last line in green is spot on.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 23 hours ago

Plot twist: she just did it for the visa

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 134 points 2 days ago

Rest easy knowing that this didn’t happen

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Yea, sounds fake and gay

Anon doesn't understand genetics

[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago
[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 23 hours ago

Tbh that child does look related to the father enough, especially if that's her natural hair colour

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I can't see it. She's adorable though.

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