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A Houston bankruptcy judge ruled on Tuesday that assets from the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’s Infowars empire can be auctioned off to help pay families of the Sandy Hook mass shooting victims the defamation awards he owes them.

The auction, set for mid-November, will include Infowars’ website, social media accounts, broadcasting equipment, product trademarks and inventory owned by Free Speech Systems, Infowars’ parent company.

Mr. Jones’s fate as a broadcaster most likely depends on who buys his business. Though the Infowars name and assets are potentially of interest to a range of entities on the far right, under the terms of the sale anyone can bid.

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago

Brace Belden has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

It'd be hilarious if Infowars was purchased by a leftist org but the most likely outcome is that melon-musk or some other billionaire buys it and keeps Alex Jones on air because he still brings in money.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Hasan Piker has the opportunity to do the most hilarious thing ever

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

get a fund up and going lads, we're about to do something extremely funny...

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

We can barely fund hexbear servers

[–] blame@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what is infowars even worth without alex jones

[–] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't see this stopping Alex Jones. Hell just start a "new" podcast called something else and bring in donations. As long as he has at least a cell phone mic and a paypal account he'll be doin some form of info wars

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

He starts a new podcast called Knowledge Fight and sues the hosts of the already-existing podcast of the same name.

[–] ahriboy@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Deprecated.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The real 9/11 was when a bowl of spicy chili flew into Alex Jones brain

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What would you do if you owned Infowars?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

publish photos of my poop

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

sell gold coins, survival seeds, reverse mortgages and user meta data.

LLMs for "content" which are all basically ads crafted to look like editorials about topics of the day.

basically, wring every cent out of the brand for a year or so, and then delete everything and put up a deep fake video of Alex Jones doing 9/11.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

The USSR anthem on repeat.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beyond funny if the Knowledge Fight guys won the auction.

https://knowledgefight.com/

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Funny on a lot of levels but the biggest would be Alex having to finally acknowledge their existence lol

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Would be a shame if he were to slip into a downward spiral packwatch

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Lost the drug war, lost the war on terror, now losing the infowar

[–] someone@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

It's win-win for us. Either the right wing nuts pay a lot of money which in turn will go directly to people they hate, or if they lowball they risk losing the established brand to liberals or leftists.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Folks, let's buy InfoWars

I can do a really good Alex Jones impersonation

We can turn the cranks into our puppets!

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jacob Wysocky has the best Alex Jones impression. It's in the last 30 seconds or so: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=HONg0ZYg1Do

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Infowars Hexbear edition would be flying way too close to the lathe

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
  1. Someone buys InfoWars

  2. They have it redirect to PPB

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Good things can happen sometimes

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They auctioning off the boner pills or brainforce?

[–] birdcat@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

5 bucks, last offer!

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Its great! Some rich asshole buys it, then the next day, when Alex defames someone again, the next guy can get sued into oblivion