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submitted 3 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 months ago

Less documentation means more job security.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 41 points 3 months ago

"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

"It works. What more do you want?"

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 17 points 3 months ago

Security by obscurity!!!

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 months ago

Devs:

I have altered the code. Pray I do not alter it any further.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago

What I stand up in AWS I don't know how it works. How an I going to expect a hacker to figure it out?

[-] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 17 points 3 months ago

The most secure endpoint is one that is completely inaccessible because the underlying service isn't running.

[-] barf@vegantheoryclub.org 14 points 3 months ago

Ok but hear me out we’ll just put it in a Docker container and that’ll make it better

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

That's old hat! Auto deploy it with helm on kubernetes.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Lmao, is this ДМБ reference?

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

haha you noticed!

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