I made this silly thing cuz I always call it that and now I wanna hang this in my room >v<
Bonus UwO:
I can't help pronouncing this as woe man's sky
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Woke Man's Sky π
Thatβs IT!!!! π‘
Iβm putting Woke Manβs Sky on the woke games list!!
Edit: of course itβs already in there, lmao
I sure hope A Gay Love Story About Gay Love isnβt wokeβ¦
Gosh darn it, not even my gaymes are save
Oh this is an anti-woke list! I thought it was more of a joke list made by some cool queer people, but they seem to mark the woke games as not recommended. I am disappointed.
It's gross that anyone would make the list for reals, but I imagine they get a lot more traffic from people who think they're ridiculous.
I mean i think its funny... And the comments also say that it can be useful for people who specifically look for cute lgbtqia+ games!
Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Not Recommended
Can't believe they have turned my beloved Super Lesbian Animal RPG woke π
I HAVE THIS GAME AND ONE DAY I WILL PLAY IT AND I WILL LOVE IT VERY MUCH!!!
Gonna get a handheld PC soonish so I can play it at work.
Jesus, why did I click around in there? I want to pity them for being so pathetic, but they're being pathetic in the most aggravating way. This game is woke because it's got a black man and an Asian man in it. That game is woke because it refers to the faceless protagonist with they/them pronouns.
What's sad is I'm sure there are some people engaging in that forum as a form of satire and Poe's law is in full effect so we will never know who is who.
The biggest joke is that there are a bunch of games with left-wing messages that are not considered woke ar all:
- Bioshock 2 (Randian Objectivism for the win?)
- Deus Ex (Are corporations bad? Who knowsβ½)
- Fursan al Aqsa Fighting against colonialism is anti-woke I guess?
- Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad (Need I say more?)
apparently vitiligo is woke now too
Well, yeah. There's only two kinds of people in the world: cis/het white people and bad people. Freaky combinations of the two are ahistorical, just like prosthetics.
God please say I don't need the /s
huh that list is actually kinda cool, nice way to find representation in steam games :3
Browsing for the lulz. I hadn't realized transhumanism was Woke! Also drug use isn't apparently a Woke! criteria for this reviewer.
Wo man. Men of woe.
Unrelated but I was reading the user manual for a mini chainsaw that I got secondhand, and one of the selling points was "women friendly", which I found kinda funny
The manual was pretty clearly translated to English, and had plenty of other stuff wrong with it too
Worst part about looking for Pink, Purple or less-common-colored tools is that almost all will tout how light-weight/small they are, and the reviews will bear out that they may be slightly lighter or smaller than other tools, but also much, much weaker, because the pandering has taken precedence over the notion of a useful tool.
Pink=Woman=Weak I guess xP
if only there was some sort of thing that could be used to make up for physical weakness, say some sort of.. tool.. maybe with.. a motor.. in it.. hmmmm
Just don't fall into the trap of thinking that power-tools are any exception to the issue. If anything, they're worse about it.
Awww,i hope they have little fluffy cuffs around the handle! <3
Also, what's the funny in the meme?
the post? "No Man's Sky" means no man owns the sky but that still leaves enbies and women to take over the skies >:3 so thats why I call it Woman's Sky cuz funi :3 and then I noticed thats actually just one letter away from the actual name so I did that and thought people here would find it funny and cute so here we r :3
Aaah, actually didn't see that before. Thank you for explaining! <3
ure welcome! :3π
I always assumed that's what it meant by No Man's Sky? Just like how a woman can take down Sauron.
did they actually do that?! :O Ive never watched whatever Sauron is from but if they went "no man can do this" and then got a bad bitch to do it thats so cool x3
It is absolutely a thing that happened. She's even says, "I'm no man!"
omg missed opportunity to make her trans, would have been absolutely perfect then x3
Nomenclature's Sky... well shit, you can just go around naming things if you like.
Damn good point, I name all sorts of things silly stuff.
Noman's Sky, the sky is entirely owned by some guy that despite owning the universe is considered a nobody
That's actually the point I started from, then Nomen to make it more gender-neutral, and at that point the meta-naming game just jumped out at me.
Woman
Woman! :3
source??
Wo man. Woooah man!
Woooah, men! :3
Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man.
She was a thief, you got to believe,
she stole my heart and my cat.
Judy, Betty, Josie
and those hot Pussycats...
they made me horny,
on Saturday morning...
girls of cartoo-ins
will leave me in ruins...
I want to be Betty's Barney.
Jane... get me off this crazy thing...
called love.
I feel old..
damn just looked that up and its a full 30 years old x3
no problem with being or feeling old! :3 its something we made up anyway and no one agrees on who is old and who isnt so even if ure a hundred years old and still call urself young good for u! :3 those turtles that live hundreds of years won't disagree x3
I appreciate the pep talk! XD
But I'm actually ok with feeling old, it's more that I couldn't believe I was the only person making the Priscilla connection, on 196 of all places, and I realised it's probably now (very sadly!) outside of many internet-goers frame of reference lol
Did they add the sand worms to this game yet?
the massive worms that jump out of the ground and shake ur screen and sometimes make a loud rawr noise and dive into the ground again? yeh I think theyre most common in the more deadly looking planets :3 but they don't do much more than that :<
Those ships are dildo's?
anything is a dildo if ure brave enough :3
I think I'm a brave little toaster....
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