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[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 79 points 3 months ago
[-] shasta@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

What if you're just against grenades?

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Then you still shouldn't be proud of that bombshell. Woof woof aewooooooo /s

[-] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

I don't like brick houses.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 74 points 3 months ago

The Simpsons and Super Nintendo Chalmers had it right decades ago ....

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

I used to work for a software development company in Louisiana. At company meetings the CEO would always close with a prayer to Jesus, which was certainly the only time in my programming career I had to deal with that. Maybe 80% of the company were Christians but the rest of us were Jews, Muslims, Hindus and atheists (just me) and it was always weird to be looking around at each other while everybody else had their heads bowed. Unfortunately, this company was pretty much the only game in town for programmers so nobody was willing to call the CEO out for this shit.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago

What the fuck, that is straight up unprofessional and exclusionist. I'm sorry you had to go through this.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 18 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately, most people are emotional creatures first. Sometimes only. So facts don't really matter because they're engaging on the emotional level of "christian stuff feels good and safe, but other stuff feels dangerous and foreign". We all do this to some extent. There's no solution.

People mostly change their mind because stuff coming from their in-group, or horrible trauma.

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

There IS a solution to this particular problem, namely don't use schools as a vector for spreading religion.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 months ago

That's true for this specific thing, but won't solve the underlying problem of "things I'm comfortable with are good, and abstract things like facts and fairness don't matter"

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No disagreement there, although I also think what people feel comfortable with is a malleable thing and by implementing policies that work for everyone as well as for Christians we could improve the world a little.

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago

I grew up poor. We never got to go to the christian summer camp like all our friends. The upside is that we never got sexually assaulted like all our friends.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

You just got lucky. Poor kids get sexually assaulted in the pastor's private office instead.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Christian terminology for religious leaders is so insulting. A pastor implies that his followers are sheep, incapable of critical thought.

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Public non religious schooling helped. I had sorted things out pretty early on that being alone with any adult was not beneficial. I was a nervous and frightened child and I honestly believe that it saved me on many occasions. My best friend whom I have known since I was four did not have such luck.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Okay, but here me out. What if God is real and doing the Christian thing guarantees that your team wins games against the Pasadena Pagans?

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

They should be hedging their bets and have each player pray to a different god.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Getting my son's high school coach on the horn to suggest this as a new approach. To date, we've just been banking on angels assisting the outfield, and it has not worked out.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Then the team that prays should be disqualified for cheating.

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[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Guaranteed if all do it or can nutjob Jerry take care of that department?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I've never seen a pagan professional sports team win the championship in any major league.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

I'm questioning the morality of the god that cares about high school football games more than starving children.

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[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago
[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago

That name alone proves there can't be a god.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure it's NFI: normal for Idaho 🤷

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

That's the first time I've ever seen normal and Idaho used in the same sentence.

[-] dubious@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

i mean, if you support a rational society that uses reasoning to create an altruistic stewardship of the world, then it pretty much justifies an any means necessary approach to defeat christian nationalism (or any other superstitious, irrational belief system). otherwise, the next century is going to unimaginable suffering.

and this is why i support militant atheism.

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Am I the only one who thought that sounded kinda cool to start with

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I'm picturing them doing incantations via cheers

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

They hex the other team to make them trip over and sell their souls to the fae

[-] MathiasTCK@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a Wood Elf team I ran in Blood Bowl:

https://start-warhammer.com/blood-bowl/

It's been years though, I mainly ran a 4 Chaos Warrior, 1 Gutter Runner and supporting Beastman mutants team. The rat took care of everything involving scoring, and the Chaos Warriors worshipped Nuffle the only way they knew how, via Kerrunch.

https://blood-bowl.fandom.com/wiki/Nuffle

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Paganism is way better than monotheism

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Why be wrong about one thing when you could be wrong about lots of things...I'm just an atheist messing around no offense meant

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I think because pagan religions are generally pretty tolerant of other forms of worship.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Pagan" is a very broad term, and I could see a form of athesist paganism developing. Nature exists, and you can start with that. Rituals would be purely an expression of appreciation for the natural world around us.

Plus, you have an excuse to run around naked in the woods. Which is the actual goal here.

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[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I saw through this in my early secondary school years because they got too annoying for me.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The two times religion entered my school life were when we studied myths in English class, and in sociology where we watched Jesus Camp and had to figure out how people could be so retarded (different time)

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

I wasn't uncomfortable. I was thinking get it girl! It takes a lot of courage to go to a school and teach kids the goat mother birthed them under a pale blue moon.

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