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Funniest title wins... (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

In Ohio they are eating the immigrants in the streets!

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Stu

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

After I was assigned my new cubicle at work I knew I was in hot water…

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Cylindricle.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 9 months ago

Ohioan pets get their revenge.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Funniest Title

[–] AlexDrago@ani.social 12 points 9 months ago

Let him cook

[–] Waldowal@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Brian understood the kitchy pot and burner decor. But, he didn't understand why it also involved sitting 8 hours a day in cold gazpacho that only came up to his balls.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The soupervisor had a ladle side gig in stocks

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Is it just me, or is it getting hotter in here?

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Stock pot photo

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 months ago

Pot luck dinner

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

In the hot seat

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Bruh's cooked

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 9 months ago

Cooking by the numbers.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Welcome to the chum bucket.

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

" What happens when you mistype an email requesting a Point of Sale System to be installed"

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Live action Sponge Bob doesn’t look great.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let them eat Jake! I've got bigger fish to fry.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Hey!

[–] Redacted@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Phase 1 of seizing the means of production initiated, comrad.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

The Soup Patrol

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Saudi Arabian hovercraft

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 9 months ago

Nonsense, the Saudis buy their military hardware from the US.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

"Hmm the recipe says to make 'Cashier soup' we need to add vegetable stock after we've put the cashier in the pot"

[–] Scheisser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Das ist mein teil

[–] GbyBE@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

I had to scroll too far for this...

[–] Cuzscience@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Senator Padmé Amidala after partying all night.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Sir, sir, do you know you have contaminated water in the park?

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

My balls are in this soup.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

New vineyard startup AI has paired with Taskrabbit to employ gig workers.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

Cooker Barada Niktu

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That's so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.

[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works -2 points 9 months ago

You know it smell crazy in there!