So now we know that "vulgarity" is what he named his penis.

Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.

I was totally prepared for Chloe Fineman to do this but Scarlett was a nice surprise. Hilarious!

Well, really it's all 3 happening simultaneously all the time.

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they'll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar's, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn't matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

Pellet pole for my pellet smoker. It's a 4ft long reflective marker (for marking edge of driveway when it snows) that I use to push the wood pellets to the middle of the pellet storage hopper towards the auger at the bottom.

The safe

This is the wurst piece of art I have ever seen.

And a lot more of him is going to prison then he claims!

This is true. I wonder if Spez is already taken...