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really shows how similar the republicans and democrats are

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from a comment i stole from : "what do you mean you won't vote for 99% Hitler over 98% Hitler? He's 1% more Hitler"

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Women just love abortions. I walk down the street and women beg me to knock them up so they can have an excuse to abort it. Ugh disgusting!

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am not clicking that.

Edit - okay I laughed.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

It's Mullen from the Adam Friedland Show, certified banger.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

That's some pretty heavy handed satire

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

holy shit lol

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Wasn't this a chapo bit where they suggested creating abortion mega factories on every block so people could get non-stop recreational abortions?

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

3rd panel is mfw a little freak on hexbear ive created a parasocial bond with posts too close to the sun and receives the panopticonal gaze of the mods

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

it me im the little freak that has parasocial relationships with people on this website

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

Legalize recreational abortions.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I like the part where Trump loses by one vote. Very realistic scenario.

Oh and free abortions. Also very realistic.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago (4 children)

literaly the maga version of this

[–] miz@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

not pictured: the blue candidate saying "life interruption facilities"

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

No you see, the issue is that the republican's death camps might affect me personally, while the democrat's death camps only affect Palestinians, who stop existing when you close tiktok.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Our death camps have 🌈 painted on the walls"

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 GUARDS 👏"

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The original version of this actually was a dude with a gadsden flag shirt voting for whatever lolbert ran in 2016. The caption on the democratic winning candidate was "No guns!" or something.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

lol i didnt know that

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Lmfao sheltered westerners thinking they’re going to live like the dictatorships their governments install because of Trump winning .

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Tell me you know nothing about how the US works without telling me.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But she's still voting for Trump, because remember, not voting is the same as voting for Trump.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

by not voting she is voting for both kamala and trump so if she votes trump then kamala loses 1 vote but if you vote 3rd party then you vote for trump, kamala and the 3rd party, but if.....

Sounds like voting fraud. Let's install Guaido as president.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Of course they made this hypothetical voter a woman

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heading down to the Val - U - Suck to get my value sucked (I have a job)

For me personally, it's the third panel where people are doing shit that doesn't effect her at all whatsoever but she's still super upset.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Surprised he didn't draw her crying and screaming. This chud always draws women and children crying and screaming. It's his fetish.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also look at the happy crowd in line in the last pic. Basically admitted accessible abortion is a very popular policy.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wtf is "Val-U-Suck"? I'll be honest, if I had to guess what was going on in that RV, abortions would definitely not be at the top of the list.

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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

That terrifying moment when BlueAnon and QAnon have the exact same social playbook

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