London: I don't even think about you, at all.
That explains a lot
You pay for them though :D
England 🤝Rest of the world
Hating England
Yet another successful export of the Empire, and, like our sports, the colonies are probably better at it than us.
Bloody English, they ruined England!
The Midlands only exists if Manchester is the capital of it.
Nice, this is insulting for everyone.
Except Southerners who think everything beyond the Watford Gap has "here be dragons" written on it.
Anything north of Southampton is considered north for us.
As someone from the Midlands, I'd rather not exist than be associated with the Mancs.
As a Manc, I’m gonna stab you.
Hush up Midlander.
At best I'll offer you being the southerners of the north. Better?
Technically I live in the East of England which is such a complete nonentity that it doesn't even make it into this diagram other than as part of The South.
I used to love that every time I drove through Bedford, the sign said "welcome to Bedford midpoint of the Oxford Cambridge arc"
Such a nonentity that even the council couldn't be fucked to say something about it.
okmatewanker
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers