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Breadtube if it didn't suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

Low effort / spam videos might be removed, especially weeb content.

There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It's open submission unless there's something important to commandeer it with at the time.

A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it's currently in.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 68 points 10 months ago (3 children)

These stops are ruined for me after Trump went into a famous Miami gusano restaurant, said "food for everyone!", and then left without paying. Nothing can match that.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Gods he used to have the sauce

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

WHEN FRANZ FERDINAND DRINKS, EVERY ONE DRINKS! WHEN FRANZ FERDINAND PAYS, EVERYONE PAYS!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oblivion npc music starts playing

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

So you guys been here here in the cloud district long or...? Ok good.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Have you heard of the Highlbillies?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Saw an un-pregant woman the other day. Awful creatures

Be seeing you!

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

“How long have you worked here?”

“Since July”

“Ok good.”

michael-laugh

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Thank you for letting us come in here."

"We're a donut shop. We let anybody who wants donuts come in."

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

With secret service, it’s possible that it was a scheduled closing of the shop for him to swing by. Just seems like the worker didn’t get the memo from their manager.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Ok"

"Ok, good."

Come on man, throw in some uh-huh's, you're not getting the oil changed in your car and being asked if you want the techs to change out the air filters too.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

all pmc believe their purpose is to approve/review service staff at all times

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When you're attempting to give ron-soy a run for his money in the 'I don't know how to interact with human beings' department.

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

"I'm JD Vance! I Jork DePeanus!" "OK" True story

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

They don't want to serve him

[–] neo@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

This guy has no juice. This is the worst small talk I've ever second-hand heard.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

about as cogent as the average customer

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

nerd "Pfft...I'm not a Bard, what do I need ChArIsMa for?"

d20-ah-fuck

boohoo

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

how long you worked here?

how 'bout you, how long you been here?

HOW LONG YOU WORK HERE?

there are other ways to talk to service workers, what the fuck, man.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

his PR aid in the background like "MAKE SMALL TALK WITH THE PROLE"

[–] Teapot@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

He needs a new barber holy cow

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Next time Trump runs, he should pick an actual piece of cardboard for his VP since that is the obvious progression here.

Also that white bread fucking hair cut.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago