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Stay safe people 🙏 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

ironically they broke windows to do it

[-] bratorange@feddit.org 79 points 1 month ago

I didnt knew that car Windows would also turn blue when broken.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 57 points 1 month ago

Bugs come in through open Windows.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

They’re gonna need to apply a patch

[-] AceSLS@ani.social 19 points 1 month ago

A patch that might or might not fix whatever its changelog tells you it did. It also introduces new bugs

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

y’all doing changelogs?

-Facebook iOS as of this week

[-] AceSLS@ani.social 15 points 1 month ago

Lmao, shouldn't be hard to guess what Facebook updated though

-Added more tracking -Respecting your privacy even less now -Added some exploits to get arround apples "privacy protection" -Now even tracks your childs behaviour illegaly -Pushing even more propaganda and fake news now

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

What a tragedy. Would you be willing to accept some of mine? I mean, you already have six now...

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Oh, what the hell, doesn't make a difference at this point.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Good, I have a few volume licenses for you then. 🫠

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Put them in the front seat 🤦...

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I accidentally installed one on the infotainment system. It's cool, it still works. I mean I think it does. Hopefully you don't need to use GPS or radio or your backup cam while it installs 47 sequential updates.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Please, just... don't make this harder than it already is 😭.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Also, you need to open the infotainment UI from Edge, and if you try to use any other browser it will crash, and by it I mean your car.

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

And by it haha, well - let's justr say

[-] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago

IDK, looks like his car's windows licence got revoked

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Average Chinese seller

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Crowdstrike strikes Windows again.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Thoughts and prayers 🙏

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 month ago

Threw broken Windows through broken window.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

The person that broke into your car - it was Microsoft!

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Bill? Was that you?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And he used a private jet to travel to and from your car.

Then did the trip again when he realised he only dropped three extra licences.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

I want everyone to go to Windows 11 so the cost of incompatible hardware drops

[-] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

Looks as if that Window got recalled

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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