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Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich
burn the entire place to the ground
Shitlingford here is right though, it's an old ingerlish tradition to pillage any establishment that serves nonwhite food and murder its occupants. Probably triggered some memories of visiting "the Indochina" during his Oxford years.
I think this may have strayed too far from its origins as a poverty food. White bread, butter, cucumber and mayonnaise (if you're fancy) paired with some weak tea drowned in milk is a perfect way to save money so you can afford to have a TV license to watch England lose at football or splurge on Wensleydale Cheese to eat with your Christmas fruit cake and Christmas goose or go to Ibiza and get horribly sunburnt while complaining that the Spanish people are speaking Castellano.
Plus it helps keep you thin so you can fit in chimneys to sweep.
The point of a cucumber sandwich is that it's light and refreshing. You can eat it as a snack while drinking tea, and not worry about not being hungry later.
What you suggested sounds nice, but it's a meal and that's not what they're for.
Yeah but a banh mi isn't a monstrosity u_u
It's already a fusion food. Pate, baguette and mayo are French, the spices, meat marinade and vegetables are Vietnamese.
Historically speaking this is their response to pretty much any communication with a foreign culture.
Sounds like a good sandwich, I had a tasty bahn mi last week
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The irony is that OPs sandwich is legit the whitest thing I have ever seen
Have you ever seen a British cucumber sandwich? It’s little more than a thin slice of cucumber (no skin) in between two slices of whatever that cake is that they call white bread. At least OP’s sandwich has jalapeño and sri racha in it.
It's the overcompensation. No indigenous cuisine is ever as tortured as that.
It's funny because you're not even getting into exotic ingredients with the most far out being what? Sriracha? Cilantro? Ginger? They didn't even suggest MSG that scares everyone off. You're not pickling with rice wine vinegar and sugar (though I think you should) You could probably serve that shit in the bible belt and people wouldn't look twice.
Iirc it's literally the recipe for a banh mi that came from hello fresh, so like, the whitest version of such possible lol
I've had some GREAT Asian cuisine in Arkansas. It's out there.
I have an unironic hatred of all anglos
Surely they must understand after writing that why people clown on WASP food.