> add some seasoning
> wtf is this monstrosity
mfw england
> add some seasoning
> wtf is this monstrosity
mfw england
> conquer half the world for spices
> refuse to use any of them
engl*nd moment
to be honest, i doubt the spice trade had much of an influence on english prole cuisine
In all seriousness a lot of spices were used mostly in tea. But the British were mainly stealing stuff like cotton, gold, lumber, etc. and not necessarily food items.
Wouldn't want to have my spotted dick and blood crisps or whatever the fuck British people eat tasting like anything other than boiled celery.
“Boiled celery? A bit exotic, isn’t it?”
bahn mi
most German way to spell banh mi
Auto Bahn and its a conveyor belt of bread leading to my mouth.
How dare you try to poison people with flavour! Everyone knows a proper cucumber sandwich is a single layer of cucumber slices (skin removed) between two slices of white bread (Use as a guide). If you're feeling particularly daring you may add a small pinch of salt and pepper but be careful not to over season, you wouldn't want to make something tasty by accident!
This is why the English have to claim half of the food their immigrants brought with them as their own, lest they look up and realize the only tasty thing they make themselves is deep-fried (and even then that's arguably Scottish).
they didn't even describe an authentic version with daikon and pate spread
i was the one trying to vaguely approximate a bahn mi from memory, my b
you got really close to what i think is the prototypical recipe, no shade. i just really like the daikon and pate spread.
If you went to an English tea room for afternoon tea
Well there's your first mistake
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