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[โ€“] kuneho@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Deez beans :3

[โ€“] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] considine@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.

You'll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.

Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.

[โ€“] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Chickpeas, as long as you're into that

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?

Iโ€™ve never had a black bean on my chest.

[โ€“] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

That joke but not mine?

[โ€“] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably not until the end of the date.

[โ€“] Zane@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

And only with consent

[โ€“] mintdaniel42@futurology.today 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Chickpeas

What's that even supposed to be

[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck's sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ beans or you could literally die.

[โ€“] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Toe.

Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)

[โ€“] solidgrue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black eyed peas. I'm not gonna tellya twice.

[โ€“] Vanth@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

He ain't fooling me twice no more.

Red Beans & Rice

[โ€“] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh dear god the beans are back...

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago

doesn't matter as long as you know how to lick them.

[โ€“] unn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] quinkin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

[โ€“] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Fucking love natto.

[โ€“] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.

[โ€“] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Chole and rajma are goated

Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.

Navy beans and ham.

[โ€“] callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago