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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

"Bowser Bus Lines"

Not cool Bowser. Kidnapping Peach is one thing, but I thought you were better than this.

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[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm getting mixed messages

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Mario is a Unitarian

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

My guess is that Mario's Jewish so he just believes in "God", but still respects Christianity and Islam as they both involve "God" too. As for Buddhism, there's no rule against visiting other faiths holy sites out of curiosity.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

HC andersen mentioned! Lets gooo. Did you know he would mark down in his diary whenever he masturbated?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Are these from the same flashcards that had the cosmonaut Luigi? Lol

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes. And also where Luigi reads about the horrors of Hitler and WW2

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

luigi-dance

This-a Hitler' paisano sounds like a real jerk

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

"Says here he was a war veteran and- hold the phone"

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Oh Luigi, just wait till you read about Italy.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Those mustaches make it hard to tell if they are neutral or smiling...

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

"Say-a what you will about him, but at least-a the trains were on time!"

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Reading Mein Kampf in the bus, but shaking your head so people know you disagree with it

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Learning theory from Mario

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Thank god an Italian American and a princess from some far off kingdom came out to protest for civil rights all by themselves.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Showing up to the next protest with a sign that just says "NO!!!" underlined several times.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Short and sweet

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

This picture made me realise Mario franchise doesn't really have any black people

[-] ttttux@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

probably due to:

  1. it's age
  2. the fact that they're all italian
  3. it doesn't have a lot of humans in generall
[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Is there somewhere that has a link to all of these because holy shit

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

can-excuse-1 I can excuse kidnapping Princess Peach, but I draw the line at racism!

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Mario says boycott, but Peach says no? Does she is racist?

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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