im so proud of you for this one, at least I know you're not in deep enough that you repeat the "LG and Hexbear are all chinese bots!?!?" cliche.
Still it hurts, can't you stroke our egos more like normal liberals do by pretending we're important enough for China to pay attention to us like that 
"tankies ruining lemmy!". Meanwhile lemmy devs have che and fidel as pfp 🗿
they were being ironic I swear to god i swear to whtie jebus
Hey speaking of goat of shitjustworks, is it widely known that they're impersonating another fediverse user with completely opposite politics? They're not even just a user, they're an admin of a moderately large Mastodon instance. You'd think that would get a ban or something even from lib admins. Unless I've been the victim of some kind of psyop or something.
Wow, I didn't know that. The other goat is way cooler
Lol, imagine thinking that Hexbear and Lemmygrad are funded right out of Big Man Xi's own pockets... No, the truth is actually that all the other Lemmy instances are funded directly by Spez in order to stomp out his competition!
good one
By the way, I keep seeing this emoji, and I get that it's supposed to represent laughter, but what's the context behind it? Who is that guy?
It's the same energy as saying everyone not alt-right is funded by George Soros. But don't tell the libs that.
I've been active online and in an actual communist party for years now. I am yet to be approached by a Chinese or Russian official to be a paid shill. You'd almost think it is projection.
Just remember, in the US, Nazis have more rights than you. For example, protections under federal labor law specifically do not apply to communists. Great country, eh?
Do you have to specify you're a communist when you take a job in the US? Why not just say no anyway?
Government jobs, yes. Lying could result in jail time, in some cases. Jobs here are also known to pay people to search social media for dirt. Really just a matter of time before they decide to start trying to use it again to avoid wrongful termination fines.
More than anything, I think it's important to highlight how fucked up it is that it's still on the books and no equivalent anti-Nazi laws ever have been.
Wait till you see how much Wikipedia is edited from us military bases. Once again every accusation is a confession.
Lemmy.world people are leaving Lemmy because of Hexbear?
Good, that motivates me to post three times as hard. Sissypea money well spent 
Wait are we getting paid? WHO IS HOLDING MY SALARY THEN ?
I AM! You didn't suspect the reply bot, did you?
I know overseas shipping is rough, but I've been a China shill for about 4 years. Either China really is capitalist and they're outright stealing my wages, or my check's still en route. Regardless, I'm pretty pissed off. All this PRCposting and I haven't seen a single fucking yuan.
Sucks to be you, Xi is paying me 1¥ per post
I can show you how, just go to https://ytmnd.com.on.nimp.org (don't actually do this)
you guys aren't getting paid? mf I get 30 000 RMB a month through 微信
Nah, it’s well established CPC doesn’t pay bots
I cash in one million Xi-bucks for every comment on non-Hexbear comm
their dollars lol
Didn't you hear? Chinese dollar reserves are on the decline. The dollars must be going somewhere jajajaja
wait, are we funded by the CPC or Russia? im confused, how am i gonna know what im supposed to post?!
It's simple: the Russian and Chinese governments are actually one.
I mean, think about it: have you ever actually been to Russia and China? I mean, sure you've met people who claim to be "Chinese" or "Russian" online or maybe in the street, but they're all getting paid by the government of the Sino-Soviet Socialist Republic, too. See, there was no Sino-Soviet split, actually, but rather a union — the whole split was actually a farce meant to trick the United States into believing that the socialist world was more fractured than it actually was. The USSR never actually dissolved, and there is no war in Ukraine, either — that's just a way of tricking NATO into giving billions of dollars and countless firearms and so forth to the mighty SSSR.
The entire territory of the Soviet Union, the People's Republic of China, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the Mongolian People's Republic, the United Socialist Republic of Indochina, and the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan, are all one big glorious nation. This fact must never become known to the capitalist west! It is in fact the most masterful and ingenious part of the godless communist strategy to subjugate the entire globe under the mighty, terrible heel of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat!
checkmate tankie 
The CPC is doing most of the funding, but Russia agreed to contribute bot technology to CPC if we would support Russia despite being a capitalist state. This scheme worked quite well, and Lemmygrad today is full of pro-Russian commenters.
thanks for explaining comrade! sometimes you have to make compromises for the movement: the USSR allied with britain and amerika to defeat fascism. its simpler on hexbear, we’re funded by george soros, so we just have to be massive liberals
Internal CPC rumors suggest funders of both Lemmygrad and Hexbear can be found shitposting on Hexbear. This seems to include @XiJinping@hexbear.net and @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net (obviously George Soros himself) at minimum.
Uh, speak for yourself sweaty 💅
~~Still it hurts, can’t you stroke our egos more like normal liberals do by pretending we’re important enough for China to pay attention to us like that~~
Still it hurts, can't you stroke my ego more like normal liberals do by pretending I'm important enough for China to pay attention to me like that.
~(that~ ~better?)~
Talk about whatever, respecting the rules established by Lemmygrad. Failing to comply with the rules will grant you a few warnings, insisting on breaking them will grant you a beautiful shiny banwall.
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