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[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 84 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Sounds a lot like alcoholism.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could just like beer, you know

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Supreme Court candidate material

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[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe, but this is pretty common. Getting a drink to celebrate a good day, vs getting a drink after a bad day because you deserve it.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nah if you can drink one beer and be done you're not an alcoholic.

If you're getting shitfaced every night that's a different story.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (19 children)

For me it's not so much that I want alcohol as it is I want to not be stressed out. Alcohol facilitates that. I can de-stress without it but I rarely have the time I would need to do after a workday. Having a beer/drink when I get home gets the ball rolling so I can enjoy things again rather than just sit around with fried nerves.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm an alcoholic and reading your replies you are definitely one too. "I can take it or leave it" is such an addict thing to say. Also drinking doesn't help with stress, it just kicks the can down the road making it harder to deal with in the future

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[–] datendefekt@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was in this picture. One or two, maybe even three tall ones every evening, for years. And then I discovered untappd and drinking became gamified. A beer while watching TV can't be alcoholism, right?

For a while I'd been noticing things like a lack of energy and interest, bad sleep, being irritable and impulsive, and bad memory. After a while I had to take magnesium and other supplements. I just considered it all side effects of aging.

Now I've switched to alcohol free beer since about 2 months and every day I'm surprised how much better the QOL already is. I feel fully rested, feel more confident at work, can remember stuff my kids talk about. For lack of a word, I feel more present.

And that experience completely changed my opinion about drinking alcohol regularly.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's always a choice not to drink.

[–] MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

i rarely choose not to drink, but i often forget to drink.

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[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God gives his tastiest beers to his drunkest drivers.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Getting bevved is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

[–] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Did you ever, under the influence of alcohol, question the teachings of the Mormon church?"

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[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so real and is why I stopped drinking. It’s like uhhhh I can be apathetic without the expensive pisswater

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I drank cheap piss water when I drank!

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Ahh.. there’s no such thing as cheap piss water in my country

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I'll drink to that.

[–] profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I'm also down with alcoholism

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

Why you got to @ me like that bro?

Beer is delicious, but because it's not good for us we need excuses to drink it.

If you're wondering if I'm monologuing, have a personality disorder, or speaking to society as a whole, the answer is yes

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Uh oh, they're becoming self-aware...

Quickly, arrange a social gathering! That way they have to drink.

Some drink to remember, some drink to forget.
Especially after the Euro 2024.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah this realisation came about at the time I realised beer was taking more than it was giving, even when I wasn't getting buzzed.

Now I'm in this picture, but with like hibiscus vs camomille tea rofl

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would've figured you to favour the Earl tbh

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[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

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[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Now there's a watermark I'd be in support of removing

I believe it was Napoleon who said of champagne, "In victory, you deserve it; in defeat, you need it."

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