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[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago
[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 9 points 5 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I'm sure I stole it from somewhere. I doubt I came up with it.

[-] PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor!

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Unless God commands you to, of course. Who decides what God wants? Well, fuck you, heretic.

[-] insufferableninja 4 points 5 months ago

better translation is "you shall not commit murder"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The commandmens were a little vague on the subject of kneecapping, though.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That commandment died long ago in the US.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world -2 points 5 months ago

Not every gun is used for killing.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

“WARNING! This is not a gun free zone! WE ARE ARMED! Any attempt to disrupt or harm will be dealt with in an overwhelming display of force!”

You know. An enterprising fellow could probably make off with a lot of firearms stored improperly in vehicles.

Also. “Overwhelming force” sounds like a threat. The kind of threat that gives me reasonable belief that when you get angry, you get shoot-y. Probably want to take that down before it leads to evidence of premeditation.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That sign should be on the front door of America, and American interests abroad.

[-] AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee -3 points 5 months ago

It's just a beware of dog sign, except the dogs have better teeth.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

You realize that if you have a beware of dog sign and your dog attacks someone, suddenly it becomes a “you knew you had an aggressive dog”- even if it was “just a joke, bro”?

They might think it’s just a joke, but if an incident happens, lawyers will have a field day with that.

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Maybe more teeth.

Not sure about better. Nor about skilled in the use of said "teeth".

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Right of admission reserved

Truly a church in the image of Christ. 🙄

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

"Thou shalt kill"

[-] DeadPand@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

I guess when Jesus said turn the other cheek he meant shoot em instead

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

he thought it was appropriate since it was in honor of Independence Day

Definitely something that our founding fathers did to increase church memberships back in 1776.

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

No wonder the Americans won independence with all the AR-15s they had back then.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

They used British 'Brown Bess' and French 'Charleville' muskets.

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This church is in metro area. So awful around here.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition

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