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Tethered Bottle Caps (www.neue-verpackung.de)

Yes I am aware that they're somehow supposed to reduce plastic waste because the cap can't get lost ... unless you cut it off, of course.

Yes I am also aware that there are people with disabilities (shaky hands, weak grip, etc.) who are thankful for these and actually like the design. Good for them, and I mean that in a non-sarcastic way.

But personally, I hate these things with all the "first world problems" rage I can muster and go out of my way to rip / cut / twist them off on every single bottle I buy. I don't like having the bottle cap directly in my face while drinking, or slipping in the way of the flow whenever I just want to pour milk, and on more than one occasion, I've actually cut my finger OR lip on these little sh*ts (not the same type as in the picture, but baldy-made longer "bands" that leave little plastic spikes on the cap and/or band).

No idea whether I should post this in the "unpopular opinion" section instead or if other people think the same, but to me, "mildly infuriating" describes them perfectly.

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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago

what i think when people struggle with the cap hitting their face

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 15 points 4 months ago

Pretty much. Whenever I see these type of posts I can only think of some cavemen failing to figure out the most simple contraption. Those caps are literally not a problem at all, assuming you're not a complete moron.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 47 points 4 months ago

This is some very short sighted thinking.

Caps attached to the bottles is very important to the recycling industry, so they can be more cheaply and efficiently shipped to China and thrown into the sea.

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[-] Shimitar@feddit.it 26 points 4 months ago

I honestly like them. Those that "stay open", of course... They just stay out of the way, never get lost, and works pretty nice.

At first I disliked them, but quickly found out they are actually... Very practical. Even not considering the "green" twist, why didn't we adopted them before?

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

As an idiot who couldn't remember where the fuck I put down the cap 5sec ago I really like them

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Fuck plastic bottles in general, back to glass.

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[-] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 months ago

If everyone had either stopped buying bottled beverages or cleaned up after themselves, this wouldn't be an issue.

Also, y'all sound a little whiny. This isn't even a first world problem.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

stopped buying bottled beverages

What's the alternative in your opinion? I don't think barrels and glasses are viable in every case. Serious question.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

You could get a reusable water bottle

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[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

They should make it so the cap doesn't come off at all, so you have to buy a glass bottle with a metal cap that are both recyclable and won't give you erectile disfunction.

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Just repeating my comment from the same topic a while back.

So okay the bottle ones like this are fine

It is these fuckers I have an issue with

I swear if I ever see the person who designed the new milk cap I will make them choke on a fucking tetrapak.

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[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Stop buying single use plastic and get a reusable!

#DeathToPlastic

[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

There literally is no option for it. I can only buy my milk in cartons with this cap on

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Then look around, more milk suppliers are using reusable glass bottles now.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

I have two alternative options in my immediate neighbourhood in a big city in capitalist-shithole-central and I didn't even have to try looking.

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[-] deezbutts@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Am I the only person who's literally never seen such a thing exist in the wild

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Come to Germany for a visit.Picture of German water bottle with 'leashed' lid

[-] robigan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

baldy-made

What's folks' lack of hair got to do with their bottle cap making skills?

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The bottle cap folds out of the way. If you have it "in your face", it sounds like a skill issue

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[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 9 points 4 months ago

They are mostly there to prevent sea animals from swallowing the cap and dying a slow agonizing death...

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure the solution is to stop throwing plastic into the ocean.

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[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

You can rotate the bottle before taking a sip to position it such that the cap doesn't hit your face. You can also pour liquid out of the bottle without having it run into the cap using the same rotation technique before pouring.

[-] ekky@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

I had quite some beef with the tethered caps in the beginning when they didn't latch properly, but have since gotten used to them. That said:

  • Cap on top -> Funny hat for nose!
  • Cap on bottom -> Beard gets to take a moist nap.
  • Cap on sides -> Mustache also gets to take a sip!

Obviously not much of a problem. I'd need to clean my facial hair either way if eating ice cream or other messy foods, but cap rotation might not be effective if your "face" sticks out 1-2cm from your mouth.

One could also attempt to rotate the cap in a way to achieve quantum tunneling, but I don't feel that I've achieved that level of "tethered cap proficiency" yet.

[-] amotio@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Apparently this very advanced technique is too complicated for some people.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Normally/averagely abled people - how is any configuration of the cap an issue?

To even think about it takes more energy than any obvious solution (like holding the bonded cap whilst drinking or not ripping it off the seal ring in the non-bonded versions).

Is it just because we are old and any change is annoying af?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 4 months ago

Naww look at the little lid trying to flip that bottle over, so cute.

[-] TauZero@mander.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

I pick up street litter, and having picked up thousands of pounds, I have never felt that loose caps are a problem, let alone one that requires such a solution. The number of littered bottles, with or without a cap, is greater than the number of loose caps, and the amount of plastic in every bottle dwarfs the plastic in a cap. Fixing the cap to the bottle will do nothing to improve the recycling rate of plastic if entire bottles are already tossed anyway.

I consider the idea of cap tethers as adversarial memetic warfare thrust upon us for some unknown ulterior purpose, possibly to make us hate the very idea of environmental consciousness. Same as paper straws. I like plastic bag bans though.

As far as picking litter is concerned, I personally prefer finding bottles without a cap. At least those are empty, all liquid having evaporated after the bottle has spent several months in the bushes. The capped bottles are often half-full and are just nasty. (Who even pays for a bottle of drink and not drinks half of it anyway?)

[-] Muehe@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

The number of littered bottles, with or without a cap, is greater than the number of loose caps,

That smells like survivorship bias. Your dataset is skewed by loose caps being way harder to find due to being smaller. It stands to reason that all those bottles without a cap you find will have also had their cap littered in the vast majority of cases.

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[-] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Old man yells at cloud energy

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Guess I've gotten used to them. At the beginning I'd just rip the cap off anyways, but now somehow managing though I do buy this sorta bottles rather rarely nowadays.

ANYWAYS I don't understand why so many products come in plastic bottles, or carton box with a fucking plastic cap. Aluminum cans are great, cartons are great, glass bottles are great. Why plastic???

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I've also just given in but I gotta say: what the heck is wrong with people that they can recycle the bottles but somehow throw the caps anywhere in nature? How long do you leave your brain in the microwave each day before that behaviour becomes normal? People suck.

[-] countstex@feddit.dk 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Perhaps becuase you've only opened it half way, you need to lift it back over again and clip in under the rim.

[-] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

this is not doable with all caps and even with those designed to do this it doesn't work sometimes :(

[-] countstex@feddit.dk 4 points 4 months ago

Maybe they make them better here in Denmark. Plus we have "Pant" where you pay more for the bottles but get money back when you return them so it's a "belt and braces" approach I guess!

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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

If people were responsible they wouldn’t be needed.

[-] moonburster@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I don't mind them on soda, but during yoghurt is a mess. I have a beard and after drinking one of those I 8/10 times have a milky beard

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

This is one of the dumbest things I've seen. What even is the point? This is just so dumb. Maybe you could break off the cap?

If you are worried about environmental impact ts they could just make them out of aluminum. We already have aluminum cans. Adding more plastic to the bottle will just create more waste.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We don't seem to have these in the US. When I was last travelling overseas it took me a while to realize why the caps had these. I don't mind them.

[-] brap@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I don't buy bottles any more because of it so I guess it's worked better than expected.

[-] thejml@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

The place I lived before this would only recycle the bottle, not the cap… made this mildly infuriating as I had to do extra work every time I wanted to recycle them. Glad I can just toss the whole thing in the recycle bin now.

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[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Im sitting here in Canada just learning these exist in the first place.

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