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It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] JohnnyCache@lemmy.one 84 points 3 months ago

Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 34 points 3 months ago

Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

It's literally the cutest expression of joy

[-] TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub 17 points 3 months ago

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

that heavily depends on the farm

[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 6 points 3 months ago

Cows aren't solely feeded grass

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How do I force someone to change their username?

Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by "Charlie".

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

You said you would always be there for me.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It wasn't just a weeklong bender

Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁

you fucking hippie.

Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!

You said you would always be there for me

And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2024
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