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[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

China is the dream; they're like one of the few countries and only super power that's actually working towards the betterment of humanity

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

China: Trying to make the world a better place.

America: Trying to monetize the rot.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God China is winning so much right now

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

没有共产党,就没有新中国

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Without the Communist Party, there would have been no New China

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you!!! I love that song!

[–] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

This reminds me, the Korean version of this song goes so hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD5pAHYEC6Q

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

hey i actually read this!

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

headlines that could be very different with a single letter change

volcel-kamala

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

American science just can't compare baby-matt

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking "artificial son"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Fuck yeah

Do we have to call it an "artificial sun"? Because that's... weirdly sinister. And "tokamak" or "plasma reactor" sound badass already.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tokamak = hotboxing your car in the McDonald's drive thru line

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Tokamak is a Soviet word USSR fidel-salute-big

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Do we have to call it an "artificial sun"? Because that's... weirdly sinister.

nah that sounds cool too

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wow we need to nuke china RIGHT NOW and destroy this.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

The sinister chinese are causing global warming by creating a second sun, don't they know it's dang hot enough!!

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Technically they're already nuking themselves by building this.

[–] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Artificial sin kelly

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I achieved a discharge this morning to zero fan-fare

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looking at the stark difference between contemporary Chinese and American science, it’s basically insane to think America not even that long ago was the scientific center of the world.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meanwhile in American science news

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Highest amount of bullshit I've ever read, American scientists can be such jokes sometimes.

It all went downhill when we started accepting "celebrity scientists"