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[-] ahto@discuss.tchncs.de 185 points 4 months ago

For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 122 points 4 months ago

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

[-] dentoid@sopuli.xyz 32 points 4 months ago

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

Rocko?

Mrs. Bighead?

simultaneous phone slam

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Choke the chicken.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago
[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

[-] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Bash the bishop

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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