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what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece? (lemm.ee)

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I'm visiting extended family for the first time in a long time, and one of my nieces has reached the impressionable age where she keeps mimicking things that she sees me do. what's a really funny but fairly harmless thing I should teach her to do?

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Teach her to say "I was born on a pirate ship"

Once she's able to say it properly, tell her to open her mouth with a finger at each corner and say the phrase again. Get her to shout it out

Then tell her to show her new trick to mom and dad.

this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024

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