Very real, from what I can tell.

Old West, Marshalls dialogue options.

"Your replies (a) Dude, the way that we have treated Native Americans is most non- triumphant! (b) Excellent, dude! Cowboys and Indians?! Count me in! (aa) Dude, remember the golden rule - be excellent to each other. (ab) Dude, violence never pays. (ac) I just do not think that we should treate Native Americans in this most bogus way. (ba) Before I can enlist, good captainly dude, I must find ___! (bb) Look dude, the way that I've been treated around here, I have little interest in fighting to defend these people. (bc) I'd love to sign up, but ___ has my pen."