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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 57 points 5 months ago

You don't understand, there's a wormhole that's producing 5.8e14 immigrants daily at the southern border. We don't know where they came from and it shows no signs of stopping. There is no way we can possible manage those many people.

Ah wait, Blackrock actually has bought up those many vacant homes anyway, so we could handle it, but that would make line go down.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

Okay, I actually would be worried about immigration at 5.8e14 immigrants a day.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Thankfully for all of us, the finance imperialist ghouls have been playing real estate cookie clicker so it's not even a concern.

[-] highalectical@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, if there were that many people popping out of nowhere every day I'd become a malthusian.

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