213

If you knew in advance about being laid off, how would you YOLO the exit interview? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 months ago by remotelove@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

110 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I am fairly sure that I am being laid off with other Sr. Engineers tomorrow and need some ideas. Basically, I saw a calendar mistake by HR, so oops!

Meh. It's gonna suck for a bit, but whatevers. Life is more important than a shit job. :)

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Props for the prep advice.

If you have access to sensitive systems or passwords, put it in writing what you know and tell them they need to change those passwords now.

I am in security, so I know the logical reasons for that even though someone is sure to say that is bullshit.

However, I left a job once and encrypted all critical passwords I knew on a USB drive and gave it to my manager. For the password, I created a riddle that only he would know. I gave my old manager (he was cool) the USB drive and walked. After about a week, he was laid off for pure money reasons. So a month goes by and I get a frantic phone call one morning asking for all the passwords to some super important systems and I was kind enough to know they had pointlessly fired the only person who would of had access. (They had blindly destroyed his remaining equipment and paperwork, so they were gone.)

[-] DBT@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Damn. You left all the launch codes on a usb stick. Rookie mistake.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

It was intentional, encrypted and before enterprise password managers were common place. The key was a riddle and actual key was never actually written down anywhere. I sure as fuck didn't trust our network, so I couldn't store them somewhere accessible.

I am fairly sure the drive got put in our evidence safe which was then shredded with the other drives that were in there. (The company I was working for got bought by a venture capital group and nothing original was sacred.)

this post was submitted on 31 May 2024

213 points (96.5% liked)

Ask Lemmy

26736 readers

1355 users here now

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions

Please don't post about US Politics.

Rules: (interactive)

1) Be nice and; have fun

Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them

2) All posts must end with a '?'

This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?

3) No spam

Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.

4) NSFW is okay, within reason

Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].

5) This is not a support community.

It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.

Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.