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[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 267 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board member

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 5 months ago

This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago

Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 15 points 5 months ago

What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?

[-] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 months ago

sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

That's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 57 points 5 months ago
[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago

Yes, but enough about the HOA!

[-] rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago

(talking about the HOA)

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