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[-] jack@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

"the reason Israel doesn't become the 51st state is because then it would only have two senators instead of a hundred"

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Did you just come up with this right now? Because that’s some serious heat

[-] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Nah that's why I put it in quotes. I don't know the original source though.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

It’s hilarious regardless, I will start using it

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