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Pretty sure cover letters are just smut for HR to get off to (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)

Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work

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[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have to balance the right amount of "please hire me, I'm ever so obedient and servile" groveling with the right amount of "actually I'm so qualified you would be lucky to have me" humblebrag

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

why can't i just kill the ceo and put on his clothes

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you can, have you tried?

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

problem is i don't actually want to work there

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

That's perfect, CEOs don't work

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Dress for the job you want

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I hate doing both of these things