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Pretty sure cover letters are just smut for HR to get off to (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago by corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)

Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work

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[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

You have to balance the right amount of "please hire me, I'm ever so obedient and servile" groveling with the right amount of "actually I'm so qualified you would be lucky to have me" humblebrag

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

why can't i just kill the ceo and put on his clothes

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Maybe you can, have you tried?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

problem is i don't actually want to work there

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

That's perfect, CEOs don't work

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Dress for the job you want

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

I hate doing both of these things

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