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Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)

Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work

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[โ€“] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"So what makes you wanna work here?"

"It's in my cover letter."

"OK, can you tell me about your past jobs?"

"It's in my resume."

Prescreener interviews rock.