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Ladies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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This question has been around for a while but I'm curious as to your answer

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[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Whats stopping you?

My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.

TIL

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Never heard this one. Plz explain.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Lucky guy.

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Don't let your dreams stay only dreams

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 12 points 6 months ago

With the ~~poop~~ crap knife?

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice

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