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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

Do you want to look at this guy while you're mowing your lawn?

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

I bet that guy has the most awesome barbecues.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

Always trust a fat guy to have good food

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat,

Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,

He thinks too much; such men are dangerous."

-William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" Act 1 Scene 2

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I aspire to it.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] udon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago
[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago

What's left of it

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Mowing your lawn is way more disruptive. I'd much prefer this guy to someone who mows their lawn constantly, especially if that person is complaining about me drinking beer on my lawn.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

The guy drinking beer also mows his lawn. With a riding mower. Despite it being about a sixteenth of an acre.

[-] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 months ago

I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I hear there are a lot of cheap homes in Jacksonville.

this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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