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Actually not funny (i.imgur.com)

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[-] heartlessevil@lemmy.one 66 points 1 year ago

Programmer: "Does that mean it's free?"

Cashier: stabs you in the face

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Undefined behavior can go bad quickly.

[-] ruffsl@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

Could go the other way though. Ask them nicely if they'd be willing to free up their heap of inventory, and if they return you a cart overflow, you know you've stumbled upon the ultimate zero day coupon.

[-] spaceape@lemmy.nrsk.no 7 points 1 year ago

I give money to cashier, change comes out of coin dispenser. I say "Looks like I won again!", cashier dies a little inside.

Every time.

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Long long ago in a callcenter not too far away, I made a guy choke on his drink. As required, I asked if there was anything else he needed before I ended the call, to which he replied "the winning lottery numbers?" I said "if I had those, I wouldn't be talking to you."

[-] Moc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unhandled exception leads to panic

[-] velxundussa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I worked in groceries story when I was younger.

But funily enough, it's probably one of the rare times I'd have answered "yes"!

We got a policy here where anything mislabelled under 10$ is free for the first item. Anything over 10$ gets a 10$ rebate.

My understanding is that it was put in place a while ago when stores stopped labelling individual items to keep them in check and ensure that consumers had a recourse in case of mistake.

Source: https://www.opc.gouv.qc.ca/en/consumer/topic/price-discount/store/tip-sheet/

NULL being "no money" by any definition, and the regular price for this probably being under 10$... well, it's probably free!