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Half an hour into a New York to London flight, passengers in business class noticed a woman with a crying baby being brought through the curtains by a flight attendant. They looked on in mild horror as they saw the attendant direct her into an empty seat next to… James Corden.

Expecting a huge celebrity hissy fit to kick off, Corden's cabin-mates were impressed to see that he didn't say a word or make any sort of complaint. He simply put on a pair of noise-cancelling headphones, pulled an eye-mask over his eyes, and turned away from her to sleep.

Pretty decent of him, right?

When the plane landed though, passengers were surprised to see Corden remain seated as the woman with the baby struggled to open the overhead locker. And even more surprised when she turned to Corden and said "For fuck's sake can you at least hold the baby while I get the bags down?" The woman was his wife. The baby was his baby.

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The story is from 2017.

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought the woman in the pic was JK Rowling lol

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

somebody here said Jowling Kowling Rowling and it still gets a chuckle out of me

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Donald Johnald Trump is also a banger

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't leave out Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It goes against canon but I like the four barreled name - Jolkien Rolkien-Rolkien-Rolkien-Tolkien