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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Only ever admit you're mad by exclaiming "Dammit, I'm mad!". This is the only acceptable way to disclose one's anger due to the fact that it is a palindrome.

(Seriously, though, what's wrong with admitting you're mad about something?)

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

It's the precursor to turning into a corncob

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I thought the precursor to turning into a corncob was to refuse to admit you'd been owned?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I think we need to consult with the Blind Moth Priests and have them go over the El-Dril Scrolls

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

law of internet warfare

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