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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only ever admit you're mad by exclaiming "Dammit, I'm mad!". This is the only acceptable way to disclose one's anger due to the fact that it is a palindrome.

(Seriously, though, what's wrong with admitting you're mad about something?)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the precursor to turning into a corncob

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought the precursor to turning into a corncob was to refuse to admit you'd been owned?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

I think we need to consult with the Blind Moth Priests and have them go over the El-Dril Scrolls

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