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[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Well if you want to hand wash my dishes you may feel free to do so. But you have to wear cat ears and a maid outfit while doing so.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Is doing the dishes a requirement or can I just come over in cat ears and a maid outfit?

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

How do you feel about life in the far north?

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Love it, the colder the better. Worst case scenario, the cat ears will be plenty enough to keep me warm.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Well let me know if you want to take up residence as the family pet ;)

this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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