I love the idea that sandworms just make a beeline and nom anything and everything that makes the slightest bit of noise, regardless of size, and spend all their time doing it (hexbear.net)

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[-] Meh@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I want a worm god. I feel like it would simplify my life in many ways

[-] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

i think the best part would be that you'd get to use an awesome curse:

"Here's the way of it: 'Burning be on you, Atreides! You shall have no souls, nor spirits, nor bodies, nor shades nor magic nor bones, nor hair nor utterance nor words. You shall have no grave, nor house nor hole nor tomb. You shall have no garden, nor tree nor bush. You shall have no water, nor bread nor light nor fire. You shall have no children, nor family nor heirs nor tribe. You shall have no head, nor arms nor legs nor gait nor seed. You shall have no seats on any planet. Your souls shall not be permitted to come up from the depths, and they shall never be among those permitted to live upon the earth. On no day shall you behold Shai-Hulud, but you shall be bound and fettered in the nethermost abomination and your souls shall never enter into the glorious light for ever and ever.' That's the way of the curse, My Lady."