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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 65 points 7 months ago

His mom should’ve swallowed him

[-] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago

His dad should have never busted him.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

Can we pass a law allowing 172nd trimester abortions?

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Isnt that just murder with extra steps?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

DID YOU JUST CALL ABORTION MURDER?!

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

At 172nd trimester... uhm, I think so, yeah. 🤣

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Boy has conservative media done a number on you.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Wait, what? 172nd trimester is a 43 year old dude.. I was making a joke. I hope you are too, otherwise there's a serious disconnect here.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

yes. I have been joking since the beginning until now when I had to stop to explain the joke I guess lol

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Dang it, I'm sorry. I broke the cycle. Im sorry my dude. On my mother's honor I didn't mean to get serious on you and ruin the joke.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I'll tell my children that I've shamed them and their future children.

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Even the best of us get wooshed now and then

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 1 points 7 months ago

It’s the avatar.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lemme buy you a beer buddy. Or 1 weed, idgaf

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I would like to do 1 marijuana please.

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