McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. [...] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

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[–] nick@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not as cool as him dying on live tv imp

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He still might. He could be on the floor of the senate giving a speech on whatever the fuck that's broadcast live and just die. Here's to hoping.

[–] nick@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

Some party of adventurers needs to find his phylactery and destroy it, ending the reign of terror of Lich McConnell.