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[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 142 points 7 months ago

Fun fact, the NYC metro moves more people daily than ALL flights in the entire continental US by a wide margin, I think it is close to twice the amount of people.

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 66 points 7 months ago

That fact is mind blowing, but in no way is that fact fun. Hula hoops are fun.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

And a 100% chance if you're on the same half-full subway car as Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying 'I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.'

I'd make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah, vegans aren't known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.

I'll have you know, though, that while I'm a hippie in the "far left anti-authoritarian pacifist" way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁