Like he's not going to do it anyway. Foolish child.

Trump wouldn't be where he is if media like The NY Times didn't circlejerk his existence. Had the media ignored their cash cow from the start we wouldn't be facing the end of democracy.

I'm pretty sure looking for kids on the internet will get you a nice little seat with Mr. Chris Hansen.

He won’t do anything. Democrats are the party of hoping and not acting.

This will not happen. Democrats are fucking pussies and I keep voting for their pussy asses even though they don’t do anything.

Trump: My team will play football only if it’s a home game and I get to pick the referees. Also, your team doesn’t get to to play, only my team does. And if you don’t agree then I’m not showing up and your team is to blame.

I was under the impression that Google was giving me email out the kindness of their own heart.

……but will vote for him anyway.

This is like when eary life evolved a soft-tissue that resembled a spine. It wasn’t a spine, but it resembled one.

That fact is mind blowing, but in no way is that fact fun. Hula hoops are fun.

If you make a billion dollars, you didn’t EARN it through hard work. You took advantage of a broken system, and you’re hoarding money from the people that made it for you.

Even if he was, are you paid enough to care?